A "Greg Grunzel" is someone who represents the highest and most purest form of complete trash. This person provides zero value to anyone and has no real purpose in life. Most likely born in a dumpster in Erie, Pennsylvania.
by You Are Trash Greg September 9, 2021

by clownstays_ October 15, 2020

Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley
by JoeyTheHorrorBoy June 18, 2023

Basically, the term for when a guy messes a girl around. They lead you on and then come up with a big pathetic excuse or 'problem' that is so 'horrible' that they cannot tell you meaning they cannot see you anymore. they either get with an ex or with a new girl and they also say the famous line of 'i didnt mean to mess you about'. blatently did if they had said that otherwise they wouldn't know so soon that they had.
by emilyr0s3 December 31, 2007

Greg is the fanbase of Danny Gonzales and the fastest growing army on the Internet (Do not Google that) and are a loyal fanbase. Join Greg by going on YouTube and subscribing to Danny Gonzales (and also 2 Danny 2 Furious if you are an extra cool Greg). Greg is great.
by JaketheVCP May 8, 2025

by dontbuyfrompairchief September 26, 2022

by Rodinthefog January 8, 2023
