When farts or fecal matter cause 3rd degree burns to the sphincter region. Usually occurs after an evening of ethnic food from third-world countries such as Mexico, India and Afghanistan.
Mark had to skip class, for those dirty parking-lot burritos gave him spicy asshole and his sphincter was bleeding.
by Ben Kessler February 20, 2005
In the service industry: An employee or owner of a business uses all their discretionary power against a customer who is consistently an asshole. This is a hidden tax since people in service are rarely allowed to call assholes on their behavior.
Alice: You could have totally given that guy a discount.
Bob: He always ask for a discount.
Alice: Oh, well. I guess he just paid the asshole tax.
Carol: Why didn't you hold it for me.
Dave: I was too busy cleaning up after you.
Eve: Why won't you take that guys return.
Frank: He returns something every week, he needs to pay the asshole tax.
Bob: He always ask for a discount.
Alice: Oh, well. I guess he just paid the asshole tax.
Carol: Why didn't you hold it for me.
Dave: I was too busy cleaning up after you.
Eve: Why won't you take that guys return.
Frank: He returns something every week, he needs to pay the asshole tax.
by LaMarka January 31, 2010
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by Generic urban dictionay user June 03, 2009
by Julius Snow August 07, 2007
Someone who takes pleasure from saying or doing asshole things, but only when it's appropriate for that person to receive the asshole treatment.
Also refers to the sense of humor associated with being an asshole.
Also refers to the sense of humor associated with being an asshole.
The waitress was being rude, so I poured water over her head, left a 20 on the table, and walked out, swelling with the pride of a bravado asshole.
by quetzaln January 23, 2007
Reacting to a personal financial deficit by not providing for one's basic human necessities and ignoring one's obligations to others in whatever means is most self serving while still managing to purchase one's vice.
Me: I'm broke. Like not being able to buy food, and having to choose between the mortgage and the power, but still managing to buy cigarettes type of broke.
Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊
Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊
Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
by PandaCase December 05, 2013
The art of boosting the price of a service because of how incompetent and thoughtless the customer was.
...Little shit asked me to go do a job at 8 PM! I told him no, and he said "How about tomorrow, after lunch?". I accepted, though I still put a fifty dollar Asshole Tax on it.
by Dinjoralo April 11, 2011