MONDAY

A racial slur.

Everyone hates Monday's.

by George Wallace June 5, 2018

White shirt Monday

Everyone has to wear a white shirt no matter what

James Charles like white shirt Monday and back shots

by Light skin mf May 21, 2022

Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.

Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."

by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010

poopy on monday

when you poop on monday

i have poopy on monday

by sirquakumsjr June 6, 2022

Dub-a-lub Monday

Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.

Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?

by Red Drank January 4, 2008

Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018

JT Monday

The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.

I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.

by Seafra October 9, 2008