field-test

The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).

Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill

by Machine1984 May 11, 2022

Field

As in a place where lost kids should go to when they get separated from their parents.

Frantic parent looking for their child: has anyone seen sweet little Janet?

Jo: yea she's somewhere in the field (as she casually turns to resume her conversation ignoring the frantic parent)

by PapaDiddyPop March 24, 2024

Freddie fields

The person that sucks your toenails off
It's like a 3 am challenge but it's not 3 am

often meets up with an aaron to engage in sexual relationships

"Chad 1 : You done 5 nights at freddies dude?"
"Chad 2: Nah fuck that bro dont wanna get my toenails licked from Freddie fields"

by coolDud369 June 3, 2020

Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussy

When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass

I like to fuck that slant-eyed rice field pussy just like I like pounding mochi.

by Komoot May 19, 2021

Amish field plow

Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.

Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.

by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 6, 2022

Justin Fields

A quarterback who is respectfully the only good Bears quarterback of the franchise, (besides Sid Luckman).

Josh: Hey, did you see Justin Fields last night?
Mike: I know, he is the savior of the Chicago Bears.

by speedyadventure November 2, 2023

Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments

The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!

by Tjcbiker October 18, 2022