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MAGA-tard

A person who pays reverence to the radical ideologies of the alt-right as well as having a strong devotion and loyalty to former President Donald Trump.
Mr. Tanner’s rant of election fraud and other conspiracy theories is making him sound like a MAGA-tard.

There’s a pastor on TV explaining how God sent Donald Trump to save the United States. What a MAGA-tard.

Look at all the MAGA-tards storming the Capitol!
by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh December 14, 2021
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buness tard

A Buness Tard is another name for a jobby especially a large one.
Aidan dropped a big Buness Tard down the pan
by Shug89 October 17, 2018
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Sarca-tard

A Sarca-tard is a person that cannot recognize or appreciate sarcasm.
My ex wife is such a Sarca-tard! She can never tell if I'm being sarcastic or serious.
by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014
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lub of tard

A phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. A saying that you meant to say "a tub of lard" but you messed up somewhere.
"Move you fat lub of tard! Oh wait I'm sorry, I didn't know you were sitting there eating your double XXL fries while you sit there and take a fucking nap!"
by Mr. Lopezo November 27, 2012
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HBO-Tard

HBO-Tard is a combination of the words "HBO" and "Retard.", sometimes also referred to as a HBO-Believer or HBO-Enjoyer.

The original definition referred to someone who believes HBO's miniseries on Chernobyl; however, that has been expanded and now refers to people who believe blatantly obvious and easily debunked things originating from various sources, including but not limited to HBO Chernobyl, Zero Hour Chernobyl, and other Chernobyl media.

HBO-Tard can also refer to an extremely uneducated (but not necessarily misinformed) individual on matters related to Chernobyl and RBMKs, typically someone who actively denies facts despite being presented with overwhelming evidence contradicting them.

Examples of misinformation that HBO-Tards commonly believe include, but are not limited to:

- Believing the reactor lid's caps (AKA The Rod Caps) jumped up and down before Chernobyl-4 exploded.
- Believing Aleksander Akimov pressed the AZ-5 button.
- Believing Anatoly Dyatlov was a moron who violated safety procedures.
- Believing that the power surge happened prior to AZ-5 being triggered by Toptunov.
(Note: power did increase slightly but it went back down again after)
No way this guy thinks that the rod caps jumped, what a fucking HBO-Tard!
by Thxtnt June 28, 2023
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Tard Latin

When anyone who knows a few Spanish words tries to impress a Latino while talking by throwing in words like culo, and donde esta.
I don't speak Spanish, I just know a few words, I speak Tard Latin.
by MyPetStripe June 6, 2015
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tard mode

an episode of full on stupidity, nonsense, and basically full on retard behavior
“i was so hyper this morning i was on straight tard mode”
“bro those xans always got him on tard mode”
by no snitchin May 31, 2018
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