Oh I know your not! Or, wait, who? I'm I supposed to be helping you? What exactly am I supposed to be helping you with, vermin? Is the 2 hour work day too much for you? Does being a piece of shit make it hard for you to scoop yourself into a garbage bag where you belong? Or out of a litter box because you're dogshit?
Hym "I'm not helping? I didn't know I was supposed to help. I thought I just did this thing... And then either die from brainz infection or murder a kids and kill myself. I didn't know I had to help you fucks as I hang half-consumed by the meat grinder that feeds the kids I didn't sire. Did you need my organs too? Because I'm not changing my donor status but I suspect your just going to take the organs anyway. I mean, current trends suggest that you're just going to take the organs anyway. What could you possibly need my help with? A.I.? Already did it. Ridding yourself of delusion? Already did that. Oh! Your kids! You need help ejecting the consciousness from their body! Of course... I was getting around to it but I feel like I would be doing all the work."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
Get the Not helpingmug. 
Hym "Because I already said I'm not calling in. So, 'call in and we'll help you' means you aren't going to do it. Not calling in isn't a barrier to you. So, no. I'm not ever going to do that. You should have done what I told you 3 years ago or 10 years ago and though kids in Texas would not be dead and Suchir Balaji would not be dead. YOU... DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO. I'm not doing it. There are a lot of things I WILL do but no. I'm not calling anyone. I'm not doing anything beyond this. You can just listen to the words I say and then do those words and not the other way around. I already told you I wouldn't and I already explained why."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2025
Get the Call in and we'll help youmug. by Qurtyz November 17, 2021
Get the if you find this then please helpmug. 1. Assistance with something/someone
2. What someone would say when they need assistance, often urgent.
3. A way that many people laugh in modern day, often unconsciously representing how someone would need help breathing if they were to laugh too hard at something.
2. What someone would say when they need assistance, often urgent.
3. A way that many people laugh in modern day, often unconsciously representing how someone would need help breathing if they were to laugh too hard at something.
1. "That person needs help moving those heavy boxes."
2. "Help! This puzzle is so difficult."
3. *Someone makes a funny joke*
"HELP. I can't breath, that was too funny haha!"
2. "Help! This puzzle is so difficult."
3. *Someone makes a funny joke*
"HELP. I can't breath, that was too funny haha!"
by the anchorman February 22, 2022
Get the HELPmug. This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.
SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME
SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME
by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh December 14, 2023
Get the Help im dieing insidemug. 'help me im stuck'
by khughvnghdg August 18, 2023
Get the help memug.