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s.t.d.s bag 

a person who has over 5 sexualy transmitted diseases, and still wants more dick/pussy for free
Sam, in oxnard, is a fucking s.t.d.s. bag
s.t.d.s bag by with honors August 5, 2004
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Suck His Dick!
W:Look at that bitch talking to Josh
Y:Ayy... S his D!!
S his D by wallball August 9, 2008
Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
S-i-m-p by Coolbeanz14 April 14, 2019
sexually frustrated. in desperate need of nookie. WAY past the point of being horny.
"omgggggg, i haven't gotten any in TWO MONTHS i am SOOOO s.f."
s.f. by KELSCULLHAAAI January 21, 2009

s.a.b.a.c. 

s.a.b.a.c. is an acronym that stands for 'smoke a blunt and chill' also can be refered to as 's.a.b.n.c.'- or 'smoke a blunt 'n' chill' where 'n' refers to 'and'
examples: 'Yo nigga, you wanna S.A.B.A.C.?'
Computer term

System Has Interrupted Task

The PC has S.H.I.T
Itself i.e it has hung and stopped processing any tasks
S.H.I.T by nwing March 5, 2009