punch myself in the face

V. To stimulate the penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

I am going to go home and punch myself in the face, then go to sleep.

by Terry39 November 15, 2007

the steezy face of variety

A person who thinks they have a varient in their personality and who can be very vein at times.

'Hey it's the steezy face of variety' common talk between two cool boys in my school

by Hannah Ebbington June 24, 2006

daddy nut face

Daddy nutt Face a expression used when daddy nutts in yo butt o face.

"daddy nut face,daddy said that the nutt would help my acne so he did it on my face".

by Daddy nut face January 25, 2017

A Face A Yard Long

This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"

she had A FACE A YARD LONG.

by thebigwan March 5, 2015

Burlington Fun Face

Sneeking into a friends house when he isn't home, stripping down the bed and taking a shit on his or her mattress. Then creating a funny face with a sharpie marker using the pile of shit as the nose.

Dude, Brad really made me angry so I gave him the old Burlington Fun Face.

by Cake2 January 12, 2008

spag bol face

When you go down on a girl who is on her period.

"She was on her period and i came up with a spag bol face"

by slurms mackenzie November 20, 2013

shut teh face

Leet computer speak for telling someone to shut the fuck up.

Jim: "My CPU is 10x the processing power of your CPU, furthermore, I can run 52 appli--"

Joe: "SHUT TEH FACE!"

by OlSpazzy April 3, 2003