Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.

Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

Gay Jiggly Nuts

When two rather large gay men fondle each other’s balls in an attempt to cause pain in each other’s rectums which causes them to both cum profusely on one another face to where it is not visible.

I walked in on Fred and Ned giving each other Gay Jiggly Nuts right when they both nutted on each other’s face and when I asked them what they were doing they said that they were giving each other gay jiggly nuts so I joined in and helped lick the massive loads on their faces.

by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024

Numb nut

A person who has no feeling in their testicles

You got some numb nuts

by Manny Mack June 2, 2016

Deez Nuts

someone made a vine saying deez nutz to a mailman

Sally loves deez nutz in her mouth
imagine dragon deez nutz all over your face
Deez nuts-these nuts

by Spawntavious December 19, 2022

Nut

You know

"Hey dude don't bust a nut with her tonight "

by Itsyaboikilian June 11, 2017

Deez Nuts

The person who got 9% of votes in the US 2016 Election

Did you know Deez Nuts did better than Kanye West did

by The Real OSAZAI November 26, 2020

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a joke made about someone's testis. It has many variations and can be said in many ways, however the best effect is created when paired with words ending with letter "D".

Do you know SawCon. SawCon deez nuts!

by Mjan October 31, 2022