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Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet
Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop
by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022
mugGet the Monkey poopmug.

kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013
mugGet the kitchen monkeymug.

Monkey

A animal covered in hair also insult or response to my friends
1. Your a fucking Monkey
2. Shut your Monkey face ass up
by Stocx9 January 22, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.
TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-
by WetKat October 5, 2023
mugGet the Monkey Breadmug.

Monkey business

Monkey business is when you and your friends get naked and jump around on a bed, The first one to fall off gets Turkey slapped and the rest of the monkeys do whatever they want to the Monkey that fell off
Hey Ashton wanna indulge in the act of Monkey business

Yeah sure man
by Bulldogdmttv September 18, 2023
mugGet the Monkey businessmug.

Moon monkey

A person of African heritage or black decent
by Chris2020 December 9, 2021
mugGet the Moon monkeymug.

monkey butt

When you are a suck up and are very obvious about it
Trey was such a monkey butt in class today
by Mcdermont October 24, 2017
mugGet the monkey buttmug.

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