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by Destroyer 02 August 3, 2019
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National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again
by anonymous April 14, 2021
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Fake Friend

Someone’s like Takeshi Rikimaru, or talk like him , act like him .
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Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY
Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them
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Fake friend

Someone who hangs around you and puts on an act and they won’t say the things they don’t give advice to you to change yourself or don’t tell you what they don’t like about you
I thought Xavier was my friend but he wasn’t he never told me what he didn’t like about me or how could I change myself and if you know somebody that you think is your friend but they don’t do anything to tell you to better yourself then their fake friends
by Hot Nigger March 16, 2021
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fake ass friend

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.
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Fake Friends

Those friends that only use you when they need something or when they have nothing else to do.
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS

1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)

2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)

3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).

Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
"Wow, she`s so rude! She completely ditched me for the popular group! We used to be so close but now she thinks shes better then everyone else. I HATE HER, SHES SUCH A FAKE FRIENDS! "
by Monty - The Real Talk December 3, 2019
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