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One eyed whistle

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
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chuck one up her

To (prospectively) have penetrative sex with a female.

Possibly of Australian origin, this jocular euphemism for sexual intercourse is typically used by men discussing the attractiveness of a specific (but non-present) woman.

The phrase may be a derivation of the derogatory joke "She's so loose, it was like chucking a chipolata up the high street" in which the male speaker not only slanders the large size of the female subject's vagina, but also disparages the size of his own penis.
"That Helen Mirren's hot for a mature lady."
"Damn right mate, I'd chuck one up her!"
by Cat Dander August 29, 2017
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one fuck slut

a person that fucks multiple people only once and then leaves to the next dick
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one-month meme

A meme that gets increasingly popular over the coarse of a month until the height of its popularity, when it suddenly dies when the month ends, rarely to be heard of or spoken again.
Person 1: *posts a big chungus meme*
Person 2: Dude that was a one-month meme. Its not funny anymore.
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Code in One

Write Perfect code that you don't test and just push to prod and it works and them some sorry intern is left to debug it when you are gone.
Test what? we do Code in One's here.
by insanelysenile March 7, 2019
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Swiggle your way out of this one

When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation
Try to swiggle your way out of this one
by Cilla March 7, 2019
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