penis

could be small, could be big, could be long, could be wide

he had a small penis

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020

Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .

Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020

Penis

That thing you keep choking on. The main cause for pregnancies.

Tania absolutely loves big horse penis.

by samantharules March 26, 2022

penis duplication glitch

when you chop off all of your friends and family's penis's and attach it to your original penis making unlimited penis's on your penis but you have to take their balls to making a ball of balls and dicks.

"yo dad I found penis duplaction glitch wanna try it out"

he used the penis duplication glitch on me and now he is disowned

by bob the penis and bollack lord November 22, 2024

small penis

a penis that’s smaller than 6”

“Dude my bf has such a small penis”

by champagnepapi2.0 November 14, 2021

Penis fly trap

Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.

I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!

by drugsmuggler June 3, 2020

Peni

The one true plural for penis.

"Hey, were you at the party last night?"
"Man I was in the middle of it. Jake and his 5 other friends had some crazy peni."

by anonymous April 13, 2025