Whiskey Jack

1. Another name for the common Grey Jay.
2. When you masturbate using whiskey for lube.

I just had the best whiskey jack.

by Tayleron February 4, 2013

dirty jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016

Jack

Jack, the type of person to love German cars (BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche) Loves vehicles and one of those car enthusiasts. Loves planes as as well highly interested in other mechanical things. Cares about its loved ones and especially there wife. Doesn’t look at other girls only looks at cars.

Oh look! It’s Jacks Bimmer with his wife!

by BimmerLuhv November 22, 2021

Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.

Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.

Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.

Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.

by barackryan July 18, 2022

Jacks

State police force, usually Drug Squad (D’s)

I really hope I don’t get pulled over by Jacks tonight

by 5amcrundo April 5, 2019

Jack

A person who rages too much on fortnite and doesn’t go outside. You will want to stay away from him while he is playing because he will hit the couch if he gets angry repeatedly. You can see his indent on the leather and his penis is a shy inch long.

Jack play fortnite too much.

by Momdestroyer3000 May 10, 2020