ass cat

ass cat is an insult for a a youtuber called ash-cat who likes the fucking area 51 game on obama ball and ass cat/ash-cat is also a women with a cock

i fucking hate ass cat for banning me from his discord server for no reason.
that bastards profile picture is a women with a cock

by Spootine March 6, 2021

Coochie ass

It’s when you wipe from the back to the front.

“I wiped from my ass, forward to my vagina!” “Oh that’s called coochie ass!”

by Kathryn L March 16, 2021

Ass Sniffer

Someone who comes by you to see how much your lifting and tries to lift the same or more weight.

I looked down for a second to change the song and suddenly there was a bunch of ass sniffers doing dumbbells around me.

by Jimmy McSemi March 29, 2021

Stram-ass

Taking a long time to complete a task.

Moving slowly to leave or get ready.

Quit stram-assing, we need to go!

You have been cleaning that for hours, stram-ass.

by Cottonphoenix April 9, 2021

ass-porch

The frequently expansive, region of the body that includes the Einstein-Rosen bridge connecting the rectum to the outside of the body as well as the hyperbolic saddle surface directly adjacent to the ER bridge, that together require at least half a roll of single ply toilet paper to clean after even the smallest amount of feces has traversed the region.

Dad: How’s it going in there? You fall in?
Son: Sorry dad, I wanted to make sure I cleaned the ass-porch but now I have shit all over everything. I got some on my balls, on my fingers, a few globs on the floor and even some on the mirror. I probably need a power washer to get it all squared up.
Dad: Got it! You probably both wiped back and front too much and broke off a piece that was still McConnelling in the ERB.

by dgRonbo April 12, 2021

Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

Wimp Ass

Someone who is a wimp and also an asshole

Josh is capable of being an asshole but unfortunately for him he is also often a wimp. A wimp ass is not very brave but loves to be an ass hole. Sort of as smoke wall to hide his wimp behavior. A WimpAss

by TheDudeOfTheLand April 24, 2021