by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

What you text your friend to let them know either you are at work and suffering, or what you say to let them know it is indeed time for them to go to work
by Amp020115 July 15, 2023

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

by Cicciofer December 20, 2017

Loki:*time slipping*
Mobius:It looks like you’re being born dying at the same time I can’t keep looking at it
Loki:you said it wasn’t bad
Mobius:yah well I was lying
Loki: oh :(
Mobius:It looks like you’re being born dying at the same time I can’t keep looking at it
Loki:you said it wasn’t bad
Mobius:yah well I was lying
Loki: oh :(
by Uwu_Your_Mom November 14, 2023
