Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011

bag dat

to have sex with someone

Jason: Yo Lucas, see that girl?
Lucas: Ya
Justin: Why don't you bag dat?

by Chollo Chachi March 27, 2011

bag piped

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.

I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.

by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018

McDonalds Bag

Bag full of used condoms. Usually for the intended use of savoring the aroma.

DAM I HAD A TOUGH DAY, I NEED A SNIFF OF THAT MCDONALDS BAG

by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024

Skin bag

-The ballsack of a modern king who can sing (@Igobycj)
-Your body

“I sat on my skin bag and hit a high note”
“I scraped my skin bag on the sidewalk”

by Koko97 July 21, 2023

Sea Bagging

See Bagging is when a male sailor engages in vertical, backward, upside down sex with a smaller gymnastic female. It begin with the more typical cunnilingus position and as the female is satisfied she goes over the left or right should of the sailor, slowly inching down his back so he is careful to not let go. Eventually she is like the duffel bag thrown over his shoulder, but then she works her way through his buttocks, between his legs where she helps him to the point of satisfaction through oral maneuver.

"She was so impressed with the sailor's standing oral technique that she went over his shoulder and started Sea Bagging him.

by Madre D September 1, 2013

douche bag

a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!

Dang girl that kid Gray is such a douche bag. He used his girlfriend for n00des. Ew.

by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020