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Maaws Monkey

A person in the game Arma 3 who sits outside the enemy base (usually in a bush) with an M3 Maaws waiting to blow up anything to leave.
Everyone watch out. There's a Maaws Monkey outside our base.
by yourdonefor October 3, 2022
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Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤
Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?
by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019
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oinkey monkey

A cute infant / toddler who eats like a pig and looks like the cutest little monkey ever!
HI OINKEY MONKEY! your so cute

oh oinkey monkey you’re getting so chubby.
by John436 March 8, 2020
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monkey

someone who is cute and u have a big crush on
by zentish June 12, 2022
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monkey poo

ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG
"i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" tom says
"THATS MONKEY POO!"
by ITS JUST MONKEY POO November 26, 2017
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Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

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monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020
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Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…
Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored
by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023
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