Bitch bag

A fanny pack that holds everything.

My bitch bag is a great survival kit it has beef jerky

by Imdatingurwaifu April 3, 2021

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.

That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.

by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018

Dirty Bag

Reusing a condom you came in to fuck for more rounds

Josh: “Yeah, I dirty bagged that chick”
Matt: “You what?”
Josh: “Ran out of condoms, reused that shit 😂 “

by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024

barbie bagging

getting grimy mens’ money by striping

“oh you barbie bagging now? you must be making good money”

by forkyistrash August 16, 2022

Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or the Harry potter collections available.

Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch Harry potter . Dick

by Bagod September 26, 2022

Bag the Neck

When someones fit is looking trash, neckline looking baggy, insult to describe someone who "bag the neck" means they are trashy

1: do you like my new kicks?
2: nah, bag the neck

by Narcauxs August 14, 2023