Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum

Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.

by publius2011 April 3, 2017

nut negative

When getting a nut does not outweigh the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut positive

Sucking my own dick definitely turned out to be a nut negative experience.

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

Nut picking

To hold genital-preferences in potential romantic partners, esp the transgendered

Don't go nut picking me i have a good personality

by greg tamaki September 29, 2020

Raspberry Petunia Nut

When you nut in a raspberry and drink it

Damn Gilbert! That Raspberry Petunia Nut was good!

by Dick Fiddle July 21, 2018

Girly bag of puss nuts

Someone who is acting like a whinny little B****

Jack was being a girly bag of puss nuts today.

by Chopalotofyou67 May 11, 2021

Ding nut

A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.

Damn, Raymond is such a ding nut.

by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021