Nuts of something

Some hard bald balls on a micro penis

Jake:do you have nuts of something?
Fred:yes I very much do

by Why you look December 01, 2020

nut refresher

When you use a car freshener and tie it to your balls.

1.what smells good in here.
2.oh its my nut refresher.
3.do you have an extra one.

by Rbomb04 December 21, 2014

Nut Frosting

Splatter from dropping a deuce that lands on your scrotum. Only to be found when you give them a wipe.

That Taco Bell ripped right through me. It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe all the Nut Frosting off my sack.

by JackDaddy6294 August 03, 2023

The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020

Nut Squat

Adj- the act of working out the male genitalia in various forms of activities such as tea bagging, sexual intercourse, and blow jobs.

Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek

My preworkout exercise consists of 20 nut squats in the locker room.

by JaiGuyBowie July 29, 2016

nut bust

When you cun so much you dick blows up.

oh fuck i just nut busted and now i have no dick

by asshat1111111111 December 07, 2018

Cute Sneaky Nuts

The worst group chat in the world. Full of annoying parxies.

I blocked Cute Sneaky Nuts months ago!

by frootdick November 09, 2019