by Not PogoPro 🥺 August 18, 2022

by YoWhattupDawg October 21, 2019

When a gay or bisexual man attempts to finger his asshole with out properly cleaning the area, resulting a in shit covered finger
by Fox Fur May 22, 2021

by saucy_priest May 4, 2022

Some little ginger cunt bitched about me on delivery yesterday so I didn't hesitate to give her two fingers up.
by Chalga database July 30, 2022

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...
“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
by OGloc November 26, 2018

by esthespga April 8, 2022
