by cagrghhth November 23, 2022

(n) A state of agony caused when the thin handles of overloaded plastic grocery bags cut into your fingers. This condition becomes most pronounced when the bag carrier, most likely a poverty-stricken student, is forced to walk home from the store.
I once had a case of the bag fingers so severe that I couldn't straighten my hands out for two weeks.
by UrbanCreeper May 22, 2014

by Beetjuice February 15, 2025

Noun - A skin sack on males that contains and protects testicles. Also known as the scrotum and/or sack.
The hair removal specialist attempted to avoid Injuring Jimmy’s taint and bag when pulling off the wax.
by Varmit55 August 16, 2019

by id_not_here_ December 4, 2014

Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).
by Razzhead January 11, 2008

by Vicious301x August 8, 2016
