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Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
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Gay Jiggly Nuts

When two rather large gay men fondle each other’s balls in an attempt to cause pain in each other’s rectums which causes them to both cum profusely on one another face to where it is not visible.
I walked in on Fred and Ned giving each other Gay Jiggly Nuts right when they both nutted on each other’s face and when I asked them what they were doing they said that they were giving each other gay jiggly nuts so I joined in and helped lick the massive loads on their faces.
by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024
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nut

big man doing big nut, Eh!
Wow look at big man busting a big nut.
Big man doing big nut Eh!
by big man nut November 8, 2018
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Nut

1. (noun) A seed that has an edible interior and a hard shell
by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025
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Ka-nut-sack

An anime loving boy, who tends to be very smart but you wouldn't know by interacting regularly. Is very amazing boy and always ready to love you.
Addison- So how's your new boyfriend?
Isabelle- Hes a typical ka-nut-sack
Addison- Oh that's amazing
Isabelle- Yea, I love him
by Heheheme June 2, 2022
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Nuts

When you say someone is nuts, you mean they are so ridiculous even to the point they don't realize this themselves. These people may not be aware of how crazy and extreme they come off to others either in how they talk about themselves, or their behaviors.
See that girl over there? I bet she doesn't know she looks like a fool talking like that. She's completely nuts and I feel bad for her family members. Sit down.
by nightcode7 September 29, 2019
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salty nut

When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody
Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut
by Saltynutexpert October 13, 2016
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