cold russian hot dog

A Soviet KGB Agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with cum then uses the force if his anus to shoot the hot dog into your anus making you have shit come out of your mouth

Man that cold Russian hot dog fucked me up

by Mmcminds January 9, 2016

ayo what the dog doin

Ayo what the dog doin?

Ayo what the dog doin?

by The amongus sus September 22, 2021

Double Dog Meat Swap

The act of railing a bird with your homie and before climax you both pull out and sixty nine each other and finish in your bro's mouth.

Kevin: "Last night was so fun, Dave."
Dave: "I know, man. Did you see the look on her face when we double dog meat swapped?"
Kevin: "Yeah, it was so funny!"

by Gunnar_Jens November 25, 2019

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

give a flying dog fuck

It is to emphasize the word "fuck." It comes from the shorter version of "give a fuck" and then "give a flying fuck." It means "I don't care" but with emphasis. So it is an emphatic "I don't care!" Or also, emphatic "I could care less."

"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you want to go to the beach, we are NOT going!"

"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you like driving, I am doing the driving!"

by carecare7 May 4, 2014

Dog the shit out of you

Sloppy, wet hardcore sex until you both squirt like a fire hose

I’m gonna dog the shit out of you tonight.

by Lance dice December 26, 2019

dog and pony show

when you get to a bar or club, and there is a line of yuppies down the block, and big black bouncers that won't let anyone in, and you have to piss so badly your bladder is going to rupture.

This is a real dog and pony show if i've ever seen one.

by Johhny Cockrane May 23, 2004