Urban Dictionary

An apparently pile-of-dirt version of Wikipedia. I don't visit this place very often, but if there are 70+ definitions for "Urban Dictionary" and around 90% of them say that it's basically a place where immature youth complain about everything and turn innocent words into sexual innuendo....there's probably some truth to it.

Ironically, these 70 or so people are all complaining about the same things and giving Copy-Paste + Thesaurus definitions themselves. In other words, they're saying the same things over and over in slightly different ways.

Person defining Urban Dictionary: This site used to be good until it was overrun by ignorant 16 year-old retards who whine and complain, write definitions for fake words, etc.

Next definer: A site where stupid teenagers make idiotic definitions for dumb words. Used to be good until 2005.

Person 3: urbandictionary was great until 2005, when it was taken over by teens (the dumbest people in the world) who just whine, make up dumb words, and stereotype people.

Etc.....

by Taiki Chiba June 9, 2018

Urban dictionary

Bruh do you need me to explain it to you?

No seriously, you're on urban dictionary and you need me to EXPLAIN what it is to you?

by Nintendrew January 23, 2023

Urban Dictionary Is Written By You

the words above the define a word button

bob: hey i cant read what are those letters highlighted in blue?
johnquivius: they say "Urban Dictionary Is Written By you" stoopid.

by prize_hood7 December 18, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Its a place for the most unintelligent post the stupidest definitions on the planet IDK how anyone on this site managed to pass 4th grade I am actually gonna kill myself if I have to spend any more time on this site

Never use Urban Dictionary

by truecrimejunkyLC December 23, 2023

Urban jousting

When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.

Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.

by Yolofactor6 April 17, 2021

Urban

1. In, relating to, or characteristic of a town or city

2. A word that cannot be used to describe dictionaries

Mike: I got this new dictionary. It’s so urban.
Sam: are you okay?

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The website that you are looking at right now. Was a good idea, until it was flooded with horny people who make up fake (and often sexual) definitions of words. Of course, there are the token minorities that actually try to make this place more like a dictionary, and less like a shitshow that defines words improperly. Sadly, that's a very small portion of this community, and is still filled to brim with (sexual) slang definitions of real words, such as box.

Urban Dictionary: Define your world!
Everyone: *writes sexual definitions of every word imaginable, even non-sexual words*
Urban Dictionary: *visible confusion*

by DeltaGamerAlt September 24, 2019