Apple Shits

A general term used to describe the final result of a highly acidic diet that consists mostly of fruit. The elderly often suffer from apple shits (think grapefruit and prunes) but anyone can become a victim.

A: "Hey granny, we totally tricked you!"
B: "Oh you youngerns, I got the apple shits..."

by The Unnamed Victim June 17, 2010

Reward shit

When you've finally gotten everything out of the way and can reward yourself by going to the bathroom.

Ahhh, I've finally finished my essay.. Now for my reward shit.

by Hose A & Hose B June 12, 2011

blockin' they shit

When a guy tries to take over some other guys territory (girls, take over their drugs etc.)

We were over on the east side blockin' they shit all day.

by connollyrobyn November 19, 2010

Shit Shook

this happends when someone close to you farts and it vibrates any part of your own person.

When I went to Claire's house we laughed for hours cause I shit shook her couch.

by Madaam-Mercury May 16, 2010

Shit-Titter

When you wipe down instead of up and the shit from your ass gets on to your scrotum or vagina.

Ahhh Shit-Titter, fuck i just did a shit-titter, Why the hell did you do a shit-titter and get messy?, Holly fuck I just did a fucking shit-titter, you guys trying to get yo swag on and do some shit-titters?

by B-reezy1990 May 24, 2010

shit single

shitty hit single

that song sucked, it must be a shit single

by slashthenoob May 26, 2010

shit scurried

Verb:

1.To be pissed off as a result of confusion.

Person 1: "You're such a ass-spelunking cretin!"

Person 2: "Whaaa- you bitch! You're such a bastard...?!!"

Person 1: "Don't get so shit scurried you dumb-ass."

by Weston Sugg June 11, 2005