Wushi Fingering

(n.) A legendary bedroom kung-fu move where you channel your inner Shaolin monk and deploy exactly two fingers (index + middle, rigid like chopsticks) in lightning-fast, surgically precise circles directly on the G-spot/prostate, as if you’re trying to pressure-point someone into the next dimension. Named after “wuxia” + “shi” (master), because once this technique drops, someone’s soul leaves their body faster than Bruce Lee in a hallway fight.
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”

“Bro walked in like ‘I studied the blade… and the bean.’ Ten seconds of wushi fingering and she spoke fluent Cantonese and saw her third-grade teacher in 4K.”
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing

by Fudge Cluggins December 3, 2025

4 fingers up

4 fingers up mean Ariana is a bucket better 😮 💨

“Put 4 fingers up if Ariana can you a bucket”

by Thereal_god May 27, 2022

Three fingers

Shows a boy who is to nervous to reveal he has a small penis

Yo that boy got three fingers up

by Yourmumsidney April 4, 2022

finger dad

when your dad is literally a finger

wow I did not know you had a finger dad

by Crymed June 11, 2017

4 fingers up <3

putting 4 fingers up in a photo means you’re madly in love with anna wynn !!🙈

did you see how all y’all put 4 fingers up <3 for a tiktok? you’re in love with me!!😱

by YOUR DAD BROO May 3, 2022

4 fingers up

if they throw up 4 fingers that means they are the sexiest person ever and gets mad bitches. they can pull whoever they want and they’ve never been rejected. everybody finds them super hot and cool and sexy

“omg!!! neko throws up 4 fingers everyday!!” “i wish i were like neko😣 he’s so cool and has 4 fingers up”

by neko444 April 29, 2022

Four fingers

If you have four fingers up it means you are feeling very strong homosexual thoughts.

“Eugene had four fingers up, he’s probably gay.”

by Yourfriendsmom October 15, 2022