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Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.
Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh
by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025
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Friends

Fuck it ya I wear drag Queen make up im not a hoe lots of guys like me you can keep or have him blah blah blah I know I have made true friend on my mission to succeed im not a patient person but those who have been there for me I won't ever forget you. I never had to fight for your love or our friendship and that irreparable to me.life about being respected as a good person giveing everything you can to the people that are important to you .
I love my friends you helped me fight a war. Killed my insecurities and showed me that i am a special person and that im not alone.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 18, 2019
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Friends

Did you see billy, he has no friends!
by Probrobos October 6, 2020
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crappy friend

someone who talks behind you back and trys to be like you and steal your boyfriend or girl friend
That crappy friend talked behind my back
by mynameiselijah January 11, 2017
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The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK
The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is the worst show.
by SPrice1980 June 23, 2023
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U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021
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Friends

The people who buy you food are most likely your friends.

and your mom
"I was in the city with him yesterday, and he bought me food. We're friends!"
by heyyohereshego November 21, 2021
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