by Bingo Time February 14, 2021

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

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A cubic meter of time
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by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

Being the source of another's good time, Laughter or enjoyment. Being led on, when you know the end result is just you being the source of another person's good time.
That piano player got good timed last night, those two women sure got a great amount of Joy and laughter from the encounter.
by aCommonVision August 25, 2019
