octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 31, 2020

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a-bagging

Dipping your balls into a willing females butthole.

Lauren isn't a big fan of tea - bagging but will spread her cheeks wide for a good A-bagging.

Butt dog in the bathtub sex moves

by Juan Doe 7 October 09, 2015

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Santas Bag

When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.

"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.

by StacyTara November 10, 2008

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Bag of Faces

Meaning something very negative.

Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.

"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"

"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"

by Kertef Corobo March 25, 2004

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bag shagger

Jumps on the first thing they see moving and tries to have sex with it....

Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.

Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...

by Marky20900 October 03, 2023

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