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nuts

A tasty set of two balls that hang under a man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A word of advice: if you have nuts, don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.
Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
by GayShell January 13, 2024
mugGet the nutsmug.

Cuddle Nut

When you wrap your earlobe around another guys testicles and yell "Oof my scrotum tickles!"
Hey man you trynna finna cuddle nut?
by CuddleNutKing August 23, 2019
mugGet the Cuddle Nutmug.

crispy butt nut

issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt
yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt
by mother gosling April 15, 2020
mugGet the crispy butt nutmug.

fuss nuts

A term originating in Du Bois, Pennsylvania referring to a male who imitates a woman who is currently going through her menstrual cycle.
Billy quit being a fuss nuts and do your job.
by cojo911 October 17, 2014
mugGet the fuss nutsmug.

Nuts in the stuffing

when you place your nuts up the abuse during sex
I tried nuts in the stuffing with my girlfriend last night. I wouldnt recommend it
by warlizard January 8, 2022
mugGet the Nuts in the stuffingmug.

nut-roast

When a man fucks a squirrel then eats it hot.
eg. he nut-roasted
by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014
mugGet the nut-roastmug.

Nut

Yo i'm finna nut!
by WonderWomenTitties July 19, 2019
mugGet the Nutmug.

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