I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

Get off your high horse

When someone at work thinks they are better than anyone else and tries to slam someone for following the rules.

Kevin:"Holly, get off your high horse, I'm sick of it"

Holly :"No Kevin, get off YOUR high horse, acting like you own Terrace!

by j--hizzy March 3, 2007

get this monkey off my back

to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs

I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely

by devilmaycareq18 February 29, 2016

bust a nut and off ya strut

When you engage in sexual intercourse, climax, then strut your fine ass as far away as possible.

“Well how do I do a nut and cut?”
“Simple, Bust a nut and off ya strut”

by Starecrow May 7, 2018

West Virginia Trade-Off

The West Virginia Trade-Off is when three people are involved in sexual intercourse, preferably two guys and one girl. One guy is on the bottom getting ridden by the girl while the other guy proceeds getting a blow job and his asshole eaten out by the guy on the bottom. This act forms a triangular figure that is impeccable to all other sexual positions.

Dude, my asshole is really raw from that West Virginia Trade-Off last night!

by Jimmy Willshire December 27, 2010

Beat the bricks off you

Beating someone until their teeth are knocked out. Teeth being the "bricks".

I swear I am going to beat the bricks off you.

by Kaykayomboss February 26, 2017

Ballin off the Deep End

when one balls so hard he falls off the deep end of life

Magic Johnson: "Man my life is great right now. Lots of pussy. Lots of Cocaine. Lots of money. Nothing can hold me back."

6 months later

Magic: "Fuck I'm ballin off the deep end. I have HIV."

by Bear Bandit November 22, 2011