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one-weigh valve

Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.
Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.
by QuacksO March 8, 2020
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You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place

You wouldn't have believed me if I didn't made a show of it.
Hym "And if I am in 'the lottery' then what else is there for me to do here otherwise that curse you and you crotch gremlins? It isn't both. It's the one that I'm saying. You are and were doing a 'the lottery' to me. And you aren't accosted by me. You act like I fucked a retard instead of you. And to that other bitch, you lost the second you took a puff of your faggy little spliff, looked over at your mentally retarded friend and said 'shhh. Don't say anything about Hym.' That isn't you being accosted. You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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Chosen One

The one toe hair that sticks out of the jibbit hole of a Croc shoe.
Hey Arnold, looks like you gotta chosen one again.
by Cheese its July 12, 2022
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One O'Clock Thought

where you wake up at 1 O'Clock and masterbait to porn
Hey your my very special "One O'Clock Thought"
by D3M0N1C_MU51C April 20, 2018
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Short Bus One

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.
"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."
by crjoker April 7, 2025
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bone one out

When two people of consensual age get together for mutually agreed upon quick intercourse.
by Kildopan July 17, 2017
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NO ONE IS COMING

person 1: man NO ONE IS COMING

person 2: cool
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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