stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021

rick friend

someone who thinks they are badass, cold, and heartless, but they are not.
the term "rick" comes from rick sanchez from rick and morty, known for being extremely intelligent albeit heartless

"friends refer to me as the rick friend because i'm smart and all I do is talk shit about everything"
"being a cold person makes the world seem colder"

by buzzerr June 16, 2024

Dear friend

The phrase “dear friend” is used as a reference to a person, generally an acquaintance. On the surface “dear friend” may imply a close relationship to the speaker, but in reality they barely know each other. Frequently, this is used in upper social circles to imply stronger social bonds to one another, beyond what actually exists. This phraseology helps the speaker facilitate the view that they are a closer member of the “dear friends” social circle than they really are.

This Thursday a dear friend is discussing their experience as a award winning documentary film maker.

by My dear friend April 22, 2024

Friend Of The Subbies

Someone who would rather pay someone too much and than fall out with them. Generally tends to be a nice bloke, bit of a cunt.

Gonzo is a friend of the subbies (e.g. Good old Taggy, Eddie? Eddie? Not good old Eddie? blah blah blah)

by Steve Morriss March 5, 2004

National best friend day

National best friend day is on September 9th, a holiday in which you show/ tell how great full you are for all of your best friends and how they have made you a better person. Let all your friends know how greatful you are for them

" Happy National Best Friend day!!! I love you so much!! You mean the world to be bestie"

by I love bbls September 9, 2023

friends with beneflits

Two or more of your sexual partners who all "know about each other and are okay with it", and therefore they do not mind if you "flit" around amongst them to obtain some "variety" while getting your rocks off.

Engaging in group-sex eliminates the need to ask your intimate partners whether they mind if you have them as "friends with beneflits", since you are already simultaneously having sex with them, and so it's perfectly obvious that they are all cool with what you're doing.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019