John: "If i came from my dads balls, am I not a penis nigga?"
Traquavious: "Bro did you just say nigga?"
Traquavious: "Bro did you just say nigga?"
by jass10006 December 12, 2023

A great warrior wielding the power of dicus longus. Legend has it he has been defeated by hepatitis khan long ago...
teacher:"genghis khan the founder of the mongol empire "
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"
by HiggaChigga March 26, 2022

by Peni_ lover December 13, 2017

a penis has a sad life, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Brayden has a small penis
by the sexiest guy on the fucking May 13, 2019

A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.
by geniusssssss October 12, 2019

by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023
