(masturbation in the distance)
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!
2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!
2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut
by OoftheDoof! June 5, 2019
Get the nutmug. 
by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024
Get the National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Daymug. by AWEYEAH May 14, 2017
Get the Burnt Nutsmug. When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
Get the nut shirtmug. Anti-Nut
verb noun
1 (As a verb). When you Anti-Nut, the penis sucks up the cum it didn't ejaculate, contrary to Nutting, where the penis shoots out cum. Also contrary to Nutting, an Anti-Nut occurs when the recipient feels emotional pain. If you look at a person Anti-Nutting normally, it looks like the penis is sucking up air, however, when veiwed in reverse, it looks like the penis is ejaculating normally, even though there was never any cum in sight. An Anti-Nut has never occured in human history before, but scientific evidence proves that Anti-Nuts could theoretically happen.
2 (As a noun). The cum that the penis never ejaculated, but sucks up during an Anti-Nut, is the noun version of the Anti-Nut. This substance only exists within a dimensional barrier which cannot be observed by any observation device (including eyes), unless reversed. The Anti-Nut looks and behaves like normal cum, but cannot be interacted with and does not exist in this plain of existance. The Anti-Nut has never existed at all in any point in history, but scientists do have evidence to prove that this substance could theoretically exist. Scientists are still discovering new things about the Anti-Nut, so this article is subject to change.
verb noun
1 (As a verb). When you Anti-Nut, the penis sucks up the cum it didn't ejaculate, contrary to Nutting, where the penis shoots out cum. Also contrary to Nutting, an Anti-Nut occurs when the recipient feels emotional pain. If you look at a person Anti-Nutting normally, it looks like the penis is sucking up air, however, when veiwed in reverse, it looks like the penis is ejaculating normally, even though there was never any cum in sight. An Anti-Nut has never occured in human history before, but scientific evidence proves that Anti-Nuts could theoretically happen.
2 (As a noun). The cum that the penis never ejaculated, but sucks up during an Anti-Nut, is the noun version of the Anti-Nut. This substance only exists within a dimensional barrier which cannot be observed by any observation device (including eyes), unless reversed. The Anti-Nut looks and behaves like normal cum, but cannot be interacted with and does not exist in this plain of existance. The Anti-Nut has never existed at all in any point in history, but scientists do have evidence to prove that this substance could theoretically exist. Scientists are still discovering new things about the Anti-Nut, so this article is subject to change.
1 (As a verb). Dies in Minecraft in lava. "Aghhh, I'm going to Anti-Nut!"
2 (As a noun). "Holy shit dude, if you reverse the video of this guy Anti-Nutting, you can actually see his Anti-Nut!"
2 (As a noun). "Holy shit dude, if you reverse the video of this guy Anti-Nutting, you can actually see his Anti-Nut!"
by G amer October 2, 2021
Get the Anti-Nutmug. Used as a gesture to a friend or person as a greeting or to get their attention. You can also used is Smack Balls, Touch tits, Smacky, Skippie
by ebbhead1973 April 13, 2010
Get the Smack Nutsmug.