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Nut Cupper

Celebrities who adopt bat shit crazy religious beliefs and supports and defends their charismatic leader regardless of how debased, perverse, manipulative, or abusive they are.

Examples of nut cuppers in history and current culture:

Tom Cruise is a nut cupper to David Miscavige.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf is a nut cupper for Rusty Nelson.

Porter Rockwell was a Nut cupper to Joseph Smith.

Nut Cupping is recognized by holding the arm to the square, with the forearm extended to a 45 degree angle and holding the hand in cupping shape with the fingers close together. That is the sign. I desire all to receive it.

If you happen to encounter a nut cupper on screen or IRL, it is proper to give them the sign.
The other day while I was watching Top Gun Maverick, I saw the nut cupper Tom Cruise. I offered the sign up to Tom Cruise during his performance. This did nourish and strengthen me.
by Heber and Rhoda June 14, 2022
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No Nut November

A stupid month that covers up the real problem. The month is actually called "Mowvember" to raise awareness for prostate and testicular cancer along with mens suicide rates. Stop covering it up with No Nut November
John: "Dude it's No Nut November!"
Me: "Stop covering up actual issues."
by Fyredog28 November 2, 2020
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nut drift

When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.
I've got nut drift on my right side.
by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018
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purple nut mole

That feeling when Ashlee can’t spell
Damn she purple on my nut till I mole aka purple nut mole
by Bc2292 June 16, 2023
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Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum
Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.
by publius2011 April 3, 2017
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Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off
My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.
by Windawhoa March 11, 2023
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