Family and Friends

A paperback schoolbook used in Vietnamese primary schools that is a very useful tool for teaching English. The content itself is fairly useless but when the students misbehave in class, you can roll up a copy and hit them with it.

If you call me a bidet one more time I will beat you with this copy of Family and Friends.

Ngoc is my enforcer. When someone misbehaves I give her the nod and she puts the misbehaving student in check with a rolled up copy of Family and Friends. As you can see, I have great classroom management skills.

by anonymous March 28, 2023

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

Happy Tree Friends

Happy Tree Friends, or HTF, is a webshow that had its first episode aired as a pilot episode in December 25th, 1999 by Mondo Media. It’s a show where, like the name suggests, there are a bunch of cute, cartoony, and most importantly, happy friends you could find inside of a tree in real life, that are always safe and healthy and never get brutally slaughtered. The episodes include multiple characters, each with their own personalities, that are all friends, that never have anything bad to them happen, and go around, simply doing fun things in their peaceful forest plains. There are many Happy Tree Friend(s) to meet, such as; Flippy, the peaceful, yet quiet, aqua-green bear that has a totally normal, and not murderous, PTSD alter ego named Fliqpy, that never kills his friends, Cuddles, the cute, and positive, lemon-yellow bunny that wears bunny slippers, wether for irony, or for practicality, that also never dies or kills anyone, and is always in safety, Giggles, the salmon-colored chipmunk that definitely didn’t die by being decapitated by a banjo like a fucking dumbass, and many other lovable characters that never die in under ten minutes after the intro.

I just got done watching Happy Tree Friends. I’m honestly really surprised Mondo Media has that much crystal meth.

by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

That one friend

who does all the work.

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo

by Quaxelia May 1, 2023

National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025

mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

by alecwind July 18, 2021

friend with benefits

a friend with whom one has an occasional and casual sexual relationship.

1. "They've been friends with benefits for a few months now."
2. "I've never been comfortable with the idea of a friend with benefits."
3. "She's looking for a friend with benefits, not a serious relationship."

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024