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Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.
Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
Gee Finger Poking by Drew11766 September 4, 2008

Middle-finger puppet 

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.
"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"

Harris Finger 

A gross abnormal looking finger. Maybe cancerous.
"Dude get that Harris Finger outta here"

or

"Dude ok Harris Finger"

or maybe

"Ya thats a great Harris Finger"
Harris Finger by rybirdrush24 October 16, 2008

fecal fingered 

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.
Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.
fecal fingered by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

vaginahead finger 

A finger that looks like a head that looks like a vagina.
Person 1:"Wow his finger looks like a vagina and a head all in one."
Person 2:"Indeed, lets call it a vaginahead finger!"