dick-finger

The type of guy who fingers a girl and thinks his finger is a dick. Usually a meat head.

That dude is a total dick-finger!

by 4katy October 25, 2009

Dick cheese

When you call someone Dick cheese, they'll either 1. laugh, or 2. fucking wants to rip your face off

1.Fuck you, you little piece of Dick cheese!!

2. Hey DICK CHEESE, GET OVER HERE *laughs*

by JokermakerYT April 21, 2020

Dick Fingers

An invention developed by Octopenis Inc in order to make scrotal and shaft function more convenient for the male. Dick Fingers being a particular one of these inventions, deals with several metal prongs attached to the tip of the penis with a circular loop that enables the male to do such things as type on a keyboard or put in a pin number at a bank with their dick.

I was eating a bagel with both my hands, and decided to finish my report on African Slave Trading with my dick using my brand new Dick Fingers.

by Wisconsin Braves July 5, 2010

donut dick

A Dick that has had the inner tube stretched by a dildo. it is very messy for the victim to release fluids from the shaft after this; it is a similar experience to sticking a two liter soda bottle in to a bendy straw... they both split.

After a 2 kids in a sandbox experience one is left with a donut dick.

by the cracked shaft November 12, 2009

Dirty Dick

A male who has an STD and doesn't notify his partners before sexual activity

That dirty dick anthony gave me the clap

by Wurdy Gurdy October 9, 2009

baby dick

a dick so small that you piss on your balls

"this is man's game, your just a boy. You got that baby dick. It's not my fault you piss on your balls"

by HIYOOOOOOOOOOOO May 1, 2008

Dick Biscuit

When a white person thinks and acts like he/she is really black and more bad ass then anyone else.

This is pretty much just another word for a big poser

Any person that you believe is a poser or wanna be is a perfect example of a dick biscuit.

by UniRaven May 24, 2009