friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.
Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”
by anonymous August 16, 2024
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by MiqKir August 17, 2024
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Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better
Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better
by JennaSmith March 1, 2023
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Ricky: “Maybe we can be friends with the Benedicts?”
Lucy: “Who are the Benedicts?”
Ricky: “ You know, those people you become friends with if you wanna bang each other with no things attached. Friends with the Benedicts.”
Lucy: “Who are the Benedicts?”
Ricky: “ You know, those people you become friends with if you wanna bang each other with no things attached. Friends with the Benedicts.”
by SteveFrenchie123 March 14, 2023
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