One function sex

Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.

I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.

by moondoggie84 October 26, 2016

Rip one

When your 30 yards out with the ball and your mate shouts "RIP ONE" there's only one place that ball is going, Upper echelon .

Andy! RIP ONE !!!!

by The Football wiz November 9, 2016

one eyed champ

Your cock

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!

by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016

Roamio one

One, who's not willing to wait

Settle your tea kettle, Roamio one.

by Emre Malvin November 18, 2016

Hole in one

When you blow your load and it lands directly down in your bellybutton

I got a hole in one the other day, it was such a mess

by Le-polarbear November 19, 2016

courtney layfield one hunna

when you and your bros about to lay some serious dick... all on the same hoe.

bros, I know i'm ready. I hope you are. it's about time we pull the full-fledged Courtney layfield one hunna on this thot.

by Dag Tha Swag November 21, 2016

one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker

He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers

by donno1980 December 2, 2016