Frazzled nut

When you need an espresso shot but you only get the nut.

Oh I got a frazzled nut this morning, seems like he’s been holding back! Time for coffee!

by Seattle2022 June 18, 2022

nut and bolt

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a large girl and finishing. Before saying you are leaving for a cigarette, never to return. Jumping over fences may be included...

Matt: I realised she was too fat, so I had to nut and bolt
Lauren: Oh god please don't leave....

by cesci123 May 26, 2021

Nut

Warm white stuff that comes out when you see naked men.

Max: "Look, my g finna bust a nut"

Dylan: "omg imma lick it off his tiny balls"

by Supereggman September 17, 2022

Deez nuts

These testacules

All of deez nuts

by Yo mamá April 12, 2022

Nut

It is when you ejaculate

Man 1: I nutted last week. man 2: so did I

by Shreksyyoda69 June 2, 2020

Doo Doo Nuts

A slang for a homosexuals testicles

This guy tried to put his doo doo nuts in my mouth, he must be gay.

by Dankdicker January 30, 2018

Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.

Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.

by anonymous November 10, 2020