Fuck-Nut

When you encounter a particularly annoying enemy.

OH YOU FUCK-NUT

by TTV SpaceFam972 September 14, 2025

Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!

by Skankeroni September 17, 2025

Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025

Nut Audio

An MP3 file or sound only video consisting of the sound one makes when ejaculating.

Yo man, did you hear Alex's nut audio. He was really loud

by YeetTheChild69 January 13, 2025

CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 27, 2025

Done his nuts in

When a male has fallen head over heels for a female

Oh the poor bloke has done his nuts in

by Vivid28 January 28, 2025

Nut hatch

When your pants are on their last leg and your bollock decides to make an appearance.

When Quinn was coming down the waterslide, he had a nut hatch and i could see his lefticle

by PhatPenguin February 1, 2025