dope dick syndrome

When you fuck a girl and she keeps coming back for more.

Guy 1: Damn bro, that girl keeps asking if she can come over and fuck again.

Guy 2: Sounds like you gave her DDS bro.

Guy 1: What is that?

Guy 2: Dope Dick Syndrome dude

by Chalupa01 July 7, 2017

Amber Down’s syndrome

A very rare serious disease that shouldn’t be taken lightly. Symptoms include;
- shitting yourself
- kidnapping people’s pets
- constant Facebook live sessions

- masterbating with pliers

- stealing peoples boyfriends/ex’s
- feeding pets bath bombs

“Shit I’ve caught something I’ve been to the doctors and they’ve diagnosed me with Amber Down’s syndrome it’s incurable”

by Syndromedisease February 9, 2018

Objective Morality Syndrome

A serious mental illness characterized by someone thinking that their opinions are solid fact and are intrinsically true. People with OMS tend to be very closed minded, who can't think for themselves, and often resort to the easiest line of thinking possible so that their tiny little brains can comprehend it.

Unfortunately, OMS is almost untreatable. The syndrome starts developing in childhood from sources such as but not limited to: family, culture, religion, and politics. If the idea of morality being subjective isn't instilled in childhood, then OMS is likely to develop in adolescence and solidify in adulthood. By adulthood, the damage has already been done, and the person can no longer comprehend a world where they aren't right.

You can help stop the spread of OMS by understanding that morality is subjective, and not one culture, political belief, philosophical implication, or idea of the world, is intrinsically correct. A wall being the color red is objectively true, but red being the best color for that wall is subjective. You may also learn how to stop the spread of misinformation, which often caters to people with OMS.

Examples of people likely to be suffering from OMS:
-Religious people
-Old people
-Political radicals
-People who lack higher level education
-The majority of American Republicans

Person with OMS: "Pornstars are whores, they should be ashamed of themselves for doing what they do!"

A rational person: "Whoa, dude, calm down. I know you suffer from objective morality syndrome, but you have to realize that your idea of the human body isn't THE idea of the human body. People have sex, everyone wants to have sex, why are you so deadset against them?"

by BelegMaethor May 4, 2020

Dress Down Syndrome

The act of forgetting that it is dress down day and arriving in your regular work wear.

Joey turned up to work in his normal work clothes whilst all his colleagues had remembered to come in casual clothing, Poor Joey has some kind of Dress Down Syndrome.

by Sam Buca January 28, 2010

Dirty Dancing Syndrome

Finding a fling on your vacation which after the vacation is over crashes and burn.

A: why does Gabe look heart broken?
B: he is just suffering from Dirty Dancing Syndrome.

by babban billu May 23, 2022

P-Plater Syndrome

When a driver, in particular a new driver gets sick of driving their friends everywhere.

He wouldn't man! I think he has P-Plater Syndrome.

by YouBeauty December 1, 2010

Creamy Shorts Syndrome

Creamy Shorts Syndrome typically occurres in a guy that's just past puberty. It's defined as an acute / rapid errectile onset that causes a guy to blow his wad in his pants and walk around school with his books in front of his genitals for the rest of the days. (also referred to as Spontaneous Human Erruption)

God Damn, that blondes playing volleyball has tits the size of a yoga ball! I think I've just had a Creamy Shorts Syndrome. Fuck, I'm outta underwear!

by Iiiieeew Hefner June 23, 2010