Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Chunking the monkey

Beating your dick

Sorry Bro, I was chunking the monkey last night

by Weavebobo October 26, 2016

Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

by CoonCob May 30, 2023

stage monkey

Master of ceremonies

The stage monkey introduced the next act.

by Leif Hopper June 2, 2017

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

monkey

Kristjan is a black african monkey rarely found in the jungle, Kristjan is a monkey with the thickest ass ever and the biggest dick. Lost in the dark need help finding him, he could be anywhere now.

Get back to work you nigger ass monkey bitch, Twist my tobacco nigger!

by analmaster69420 October 3, 2022

insane jungle monkey

landon gaulton’s dream sex toy

mom , can u buy me a insane jungle monkey so i can put it in my ass

by bob snarle butt November 16, 2019