Introducing Jack Gibbons
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Jack Gibbons?”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
by mikewheresmahousekey November 22, 2021
Get the Jack Gibbonsmug. Jack is usually autistic and has no friends they should all die and no one like them and they are adopted and look fucked up they also jack off to minecraft nudes and act autistic
Jack is autistic
by User1746529 September 7, 2019
Get the Jackmug. After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.
Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015
Get the Post Traumatic Jackingmug. Absolute MADLAD a real homie fr, possibly on drugs but chill asf anyway, likes anime and stuff like tht overall a swaggy dude
by Swag_master68420 March 7, 2023
Get the Jackmug. A gay guy that dates Kim, is 4’1” likes throbbing cock, and never goes to Ricky’s because Alyssa Tyczka is a little bitch.
by The Big Aids December 11, 2019
Get the Jackmug. by Ayeghods March 29, 2020
Get the Jackmug.