Doing a Hegarty

When you wait until everyone gets up to leave and then you go take a piss and leaving them to wait l

‘Hey guys sorry just I’m just doing a Hegarty’

by Kitty3108 August 31, 2018

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

you're getting exactly what's tagged

person 1: holy shit this character just jumped off a cliff why would the author write this
person 2: was it tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat?
person 1: yeah
person 2: thats your fault bud they warned you

by robynn_ January 25, 2025

They're either doing it or they're not

If I'm right, I'm right.

Hym "They're either doing it or they're not. I don't have to accept incredulity just because you don't want to tell a blind person whether or not he was correct when he asserted that the sky was blue. 'Well, I guess you need to find a way to become not blind.' I'm not doing it. 'Well, you're blind so there's nothing you can do about it.' And you're the one mocking the blind as they flounder around in the dark. You just want me to let you lead me. You want me to HAVE to let you lead me. It's a mandate. I'm not doing it. I'm not suffering the consequences of your own decisions I'm suffer at your hands."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2024

Do Alex

When you leave the lane without saying a word, or abandon someone in general without letting him know.

- I died on top lane becuase my support did Alex on me!

-Hi Kate, why are you crying? Did he do Alex on you again?
-Yes!

by Shamedall June 19, 2019

Not doing it

Not doing it.

Hym "Not doing it until I get the credit. I will Momar Ghedaffi the shit out of a little girl. You already have my money you cannot have my mind. I will kill your fucking kids and if the wrong people are watching more than the ones I kill will die. You're going to learn to watch that fucking attitude of yours, politics-bitch! You'll fucking see. I'll show you. Bitch!"

by Hym Iam July 28, 2025

Do you see Palm Trees?

When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.

Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*

by Gizmo0401 December 4, 2023

i do plasma

When a person goes to a plasma center and donates their blood plasma. Donors usually get compensated ($30 to $100). Usually someone hurting for cash!

Fred: Why do you have a bandage on your arm?
Johnny: I do plasma bro.

by Itakespics November 14, 2020