The guy the drug dealer forces to stir his crack while the said drug dealer is selling crack… typically someone who owes a lot of money and doesn’t want to suck the dope man’s flesh ram rod in lieu of payment.
by Irefusemyhandle April 18, 2023
Get the stir niggamug. Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.
Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"
Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."
2 hours later...
Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"
Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"
Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.
Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"
Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"
Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"
Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."
2 hours later...
Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"
Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"
Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.
Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"
Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"
Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"
by MangoMelon August 9, 2021
Get the Nigga Touchmug. A nigga that is a highest levels of bitchery and they is famous for always having a 1 inch puinsher.
by Billis Blacksumia May 16, 2019
Get the Pussy Nigga Guacamolemug. Use this when someone is talking nonstop, ruining your chill moments and requiring too much of your energy to fully comprehending the reason he’d post such shit.
* Eligible for use whenever you disagree with someone else too
* Eligible for use whenever you disagree with someone else too
Speaker 1: Man you saw that new Spider-Man yet!??
Middle Speaker: Iron man once said "Heroes are made by the path
they choose not the powers they are graced with I may not be a marvel superhero but I do want to choose a path of a hero. My name is “Dumb Fuck” and I am running for the position of assistant headboy. It's ironic that I say that because I am standing still right now.
(Superior) Speaker 3: man **shut this nigga up**
Middle Speaker: Iron man once said "Heroes are made by the path
they choose not the powers they are graced with I may not be a marvel superhero but I do want to choose a path of a hero. My name is “Dumb Fuck” and I am running for the position of assistant headboy. It's ironic that I say that because I am standing still right now.
(Superior) Speaker 3: man **shut this nigga up**
by VSE(Villainous Scorp Edits) December 22, 2021
Get the Shut this nigga upmug. A word to describe a person with so many acne scars that it is unbearable to look at and gives you trypophobia
by Xuan Doan June 4, 2024
Get the Holes niggamug. When an African male rips up a Charizard Pokémon card and stuffs it between his foreskin, setting his dick on fire and getting a woman to squirt on his dick putting it out like Squirtle and screaming "I'm a water type!."
by big dick boner boy October 4, 2023
Get the Nigga-zardmug. by MYSPERMISFUCKIN'DELIOUS November 24, 2024
Get the Niggamug.